It all started in 1994 (or 1964, I don't remember very well) at Severe Torture's concert at the Paradise (Remiremont, 88, France). We were four young pubescent barely fluffy in the middle of a horde of hairy. These large hairy have left us no chance to enjoy the sweet knitting sessions on stage. We were invisible.
The hair on the chin remained the only way to access the pit.
A few years later, although the hormones have done their job, the feeling of abandoned people in concerts persisted as a nasty venereal disease.
We couldn't forget these young, or not so young, beardless who no longer dared to show up to concerts.
That's where we got a little inspired by Robin Hood. Villous to shave to give hairless.
End of the crisis, hairy or not, you'll get a müstach! I say "a little inspired" because we did better than Robin Hood. From ridiculous and insignificant beardless, you do not go only at the stage of hairy but then you reach Olympus outright class, you wear a müstach guy! You are telescoped in a jiffy on the top step of the podium of the plume. All styles.
Simply the best. The Knight in White Satin is you.
Les premières esquisses du Müstach bar. On peut apprécier ici la précision des mesures
The idea was born, it must now be realized.
It's easy, we contacted our old pals NASA engineers to design plans. A grant of $ 100,000 was released by the Mighty University of Slavery Lust Openness and Viagra, which enabled us to manufacture a lightweight, practical, ergonomic and aesthetic construction to complete our mission.
The Müstach Bar travels almost continuously from one end to another of the world without losing a single nail.
We enjoyed tooling and advanced techniques through the exchange of MUSLOV.
Nous avons joui d'un outillage et de techniques de pointe grâce à la bourse du FISTEMALL
The atmosphere between the different technical teams at the site was worthy of a Saturday night fever.
L'ambiance entre les différentes équipes techniques sur le chantier était digne d'un samedi soir au plus grand cabaret du monde. Tout en professionnalisme bien sûr!
Work is progressing rapidly.
Nos designers se sont voués corps et âme au projet.
Our designers have devoted themselves body and soul to the project.
Le chantier avance à grands pas
Do not be so eager Janpilip, your turn will come soon!
Ne sois pas si pressé Janpilip, ton tour viendra bientôt !
We're just a dust in the universe.
On est quand même peu de choses.
No compulsory helmet aboard the Müstach Bar.
Le Müstach Bar peut se conduire sans casque.
Of course the Müstach Bar was immediately a huge success. Here is a brief list of M¨B's benefits to the planet :
- we meet many more happy people
- many former beardless regain confidence in themselves and proudly parade to concerts and other festivities
- women, frustrated at being unable to attend the ceremony of shearing, gorge on hormones for the privilege of spending a day in the pillory, more hairy girls = less discrimination between men and women
- Lipbanging movement is gaining ground in the moshpits. The Lipbanging is simply to breathe through the mouth with soft lips. Groovy, isn't it? Then brush your teeth well and bang into the lot!
George Lucas contacted us to 1975 to 1976, he had just finished writing the screenplay for Star Wars. This is our old pal Tom (Selleck) who had spoken of M ¨ B to George. He therefore appealed to us for making the costume of a character to be called Gadget Diemunsch. We were immediately captivated by the character's name but for us it was clear we couldn't work for a bearded.
Mr Lucas has always declined our chin shaving invitation so our collaboration has never emerged. And finally this twat called the character Chewbacca.
Les incompréhensions avec Mr Lucas